Dear Ten-Year-Old Self,
Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty. First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though. Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you. Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts. Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously. Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now. (x) - Mindy Kaling
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what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
“No man rushes to the doctor in a panic to yell, ‘I can’t get an erection and my breasts are big, too!”
My friend code, feel free to message me your code and i’ll add you
I liked the dodgers before they moved to LA
flying cars? those are so 1943
I liked the howling commandoes before they split up
I PUNCHED HITLER BEFORE IT WAS COOL
I drew the thing for you.
OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IT’S HERE!
I love tracking things I order, like my new nintendo 3ds that should be here in a few hours it came all the way from Louisville, Kentucky
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ALADDIN’S REACTION TO SHANG, THO
#Can we talk about the fact Shang looks like he’s ready to punch Aladdin in the face?
A playlist that gives me Steve Rogers feels
What Hurts The Most-Rascall Flatts, Beyond The Sea-Bobby Darin, Dream Lover-Bpbby Darin, Echo-Jason Walker, Last Kiss- J. Frank Wilson and The Cavaliers, Radioactive-Imagine Dragons, Where or When-Dion & The Belmonts, In The Mood-Glenn Miller, Stronger-Kanye West, Fighter-Christina Aguilera, The Way You Look Tonight-Frank Sinatra, American-Lana Del Rey, Yesterday-The Beatles, A Real Hero-College
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